inspired by @xtineengels, honestly just a list of never b4 seen selfies
  1. I'm obsessive
  2. I'm lazy
  3. I'm evil
  4. I probably lowkey hate you
  5. I maybe highkey hate you, and think you're spacy for missing the hints
  6. I worship satan
  7. I'm bad at spelling
  8. I'm vain
  9. I'm a liar
  10. I'm already d8ing the Hamilton Original Broadway Cast Recording
  11. I'm judging you
  12. I won't commit to you
  13. I have a hard time with feelings
  14. how can you marry me when I'm a dead girl?