FUCK YOU, LEGALLY BLONDE: THE MUSICAL IS, LIKE, A MASTERPIECE

aka I wanted to tweet lyrics but it's way too long
  1. ALL OF THIS TIME I'D PLANNED
    I'd be patient and you would love me again.
  2. YOU'D COME TO RESPECT MY MIND
    And at last you'd find, you could love me again.
  3. ...
  4. Sorry, I've been a pest but I guess MY BEST was not working with you. But looks like I'VE FOUND A CURE and I so look forward to WORKING with you.
  5. Hey, remember when we spent spring break in the hot tub every night? I thought nothing else could ever feel so right.
  6. Well, this might. SEEING MY NAME UP ON THAT LIST- that beats the first time that we kissed.
  7. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DUMB, but I think somebody's JUDGEMENT WAS POOR.
  8. Seeing my name in black and white, it's like making love to you all night. NO WAIT IT FEELS SO MUCH BETTER!!!! MUCH BETTER, I am so much better... I feel so much better. I am soooooo much better than before.