FUCK YOU, LEGALLY BLONDE: THE MUSICAL IS, LIKE, A MASTERPIECE
aka I wanted to tweet lyrics but it's way too long
- •ALL OF THIS TIME I'D PLANNEDI'd be patient and you would love me again.
- •YOU'D COME TO RESPECT MY MINDAnd at last you'd find, you could love me again.
- •Sorry, I've been a pest but I guess MY BEST was not working with you. But looks like I'VE FOUND A CURE and I so look forward to WORKING with you.
- •Hey, remember when we spent spring break in the hot tub every night? I thought nothing else could ever feel so right.
- •Well, this might. SEEING MY NAME UP ON THAT LIST- that beats the first time that we kissed.
- •YOU THOUGHT I WAS DUMB, but I think somebody's JUDGEMENT WAS POOR.
- •Seeing my name in black and white, it's like making love to you all night. NO WAIT IT FEELS SO MUCH BETTER!!!! MUCH BETTER, I am so much better... I feel so much better. I am soooooo much better than before.