FUN FACT!!!!: A TWITTER JOURNEY

i tweeted "fun fact _______ [these things]" i know, quality work
  1. i'm terrifying!
  2. gus is double majoring in cooking meth and critical marmalade studies
  3. i'm a robot emotions r dead 2 me 🐗
  4. I can only communicate through emojis, dog pics, screencaps of female comedy icons, and sarcastic disgust/hatred
  5. i'm a total mess
  6. im slowly dying
  7. before i was in heights i thought the lyric was "bless my radio" not "blast my radio" for like 5 yrs
  8. andrew lloyd webber wrote "i don't know how to love him" from jesus christ superstar abt my relationship with oscar isaac