HOW TO BE AS CUTE AS ME (ME AS IN U JESS)

  1. be a lil fat bc u eat so much and nvr excercise
  2. make smushy faces
  3. don't wear a bra
  4. rap verses from musicals
  5. sleep in a cocoon
  6. big sweaters
  7. speed read very long fanfiction
  8. dead inside
  9. oily skin
  10. be insincere every time you talk to somebody face to face
  11. sometimes reveal what semblence of a soul you have on an app for some reason
  12. hate everybody except for a few people who you are loyal as fuck to
  13. hate urself but take sweet lil selfies while u are procrastinating
  14. be afraid of a couple things like caring too much or asking for help, but be not afraid of blood or people seeing your bare ass