I'M A HYPOCRITE: OR "MY BEST OLD PROFILE PICTURES"

  1. I used to judge people with dumb profile pictures where you cannot see their face well
  2. when this is my twitter profile pic
  3. this is my instagram profile pic
  4. my facebook profile pic makes it look like I am George Takei
    which isn't entirely false
  5. and this one has sunglasses!
  6. this one where my hair was in my face!
  7. you wouldn't recognize me in person from this picture!
  8. WHY????