I'M ADDICTED TO LIST APP

  1. I wake up ready to list
  2. I list while eating breakfast
  3. I list while I'm waiting for class to start
  4. I list while watching netflix
  5. I list in bed before I go to sleep
  6. I have plans for lists
  7. I have almost 200 drafts that I'm too lazy to delete
  8. Sometimes, I have an idea for a certain list that I'm too lazy to write right then
  9. So I just come up with another, dumber and easier idea and write that instead
  10. CUZ I GOTTA BE LISTIN
  11. I average like 8 lists a day
  12. I can't think of the last one I thought was, like, GOOD
  13. why
  14. why
  15. why
  16. why
  17. I know why
  18. it's bc you're all too nice
  19. and also I always need to be doing something to keep me distracted and if I wasn't writing lists I would probably be literally clawing my own face off
  20. so uh thanks I guess
  21. yeah really really really thanks
  22. ugh sincerity
  23. anyway
  24. ❤️📝
  25. AND A HAPPY GIF DAY TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT
  26. signed, Jess, the list app grinch
    this is what I look like irl