I'M LIVID

  1. the Salmon Genovese half-price lunch special at Cheesecake Factory is discontinued
  2. only 3 songs from the Inside Lllewyn Davis original soundtrack are on Spotify
  3. when Andrew Lloyd Webber blatantly autotuned Tim Minchin in the Jesus Christ Superstar concert video
  4. somebody unfollowed me
  5. the most recent Winnie the Pooh movie wasn't nominated for Best Animated feature
  6. the font papyrus in general
  7. Allegiance on Broadway is closing