IMPORTANT THINGS, RANKED HONESTLY BASED ON MY ACTIONS: HOW TO PROVE I AM A GARBAGE PERSON

  1. 1.
    headphones
  2. 2.
    food
  3. 3.
    internet
  4. 4.
    jokes
  5. 5.
    family
  6. 6.
    words
  7. 7.
    musicals
  8. 8.
    drink
  9. 9.
    money
  10. 10.
    time
  11. 11.
    using the bathroom
  12. 12.
    television
  13. 13.
    friends
  14. 14.
    bright lipstick
  15. 15.
    condiments
  16. 16.
    relationships, other
  17. 17.
    sleep