(IMPOSSIBLE IN THIS UNIVERSE) JOBS I'D REALLY LIKE TO DO OTHER THAN THE ONE I'M ALREADY DOING

  1. Starship Captain
  2. Auror
  3. Dragon Rider
  4. Sea Witch
  5. Alpha Werewolf
  6. Supergenius Asshole Consultant With A Secret
  7. Old Secretative Vaguely Magical Person In The Neighborhood
  8. Angsty Nocturnal Physically Powerful Vigilante
    I'm only two off from this one irl tho
  9. just inhabiting Mindy Kaling's body and living her life