LISTS MY FAMILY WOULD MAKE ABOUT ME

Inspired by the lovely @tatertotfreak and a million other people??
  1. TIMES JESS HAS SKIPPED SCHOOL TO WATCH NETFLIX
  2. ANXIETY ATTACKS JESS HAD GOING ON COLLEGE TOURS
  3. TIMES JESS HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL
  4. WAYS JESS HAS MESSED UP HER SLEEP SCHEDULE
  5. TIMES JESS DRAMATICALLY SPRAINED HER ANKLE WHEN SHE USED TO TAKE DANCE
  6. "FOOD" PHASES JESS HAS GONE THROUGH
  7. TIMES JESS HAS CRIED ABOUT MATH
  8. SONGS JESS SINGS IN THE SHOWER
  9. TIMES JESS HAS TOLD US TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL FROM FOX NEWS, AND SIMILAR ARGUMENTS
  10. REASONS WHY JESS COULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD DOCTOR OR LAWYER
  11. TIMES WE TOLD JESS SHE NEEDED TO PUT ON A SHIRT TO GO IN PUBLIC