LIVE LISTING THE NEW MINDY PROJECT EPISODE

MY ENDLESS LOVE TO @victoriaedel FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE
  1. outfits on point as always
  2. this show is my inspiration for effectively and comedically using texts/emails in my writing
  3. bless Hulu for giving us back the full theme song
  4. "Italian Men's Health"
  5. the pink leather jacket!!
  6. as the years go on, I am becoming more accepting of how much I see myself in Morgan??
  7. "sizzling life hacks"
  8. WHAT THE FUCK DASGTQAPTWHODORUQYAWANNCVCEQIQPAVSNQ HAMILTON!!!!!!!!
  9. this spring break is literally how i spent my fall break but in different cities (my spring break i spent at home, alone, un-moving)
  10. Mindy pronounces room as "rum"
  11. for a second I thought Messina in a beard and flannel was Pally?
  12. *googles weight loss candles*
  13. I hate you so much Danny but I do fucking love children's books
  14. I WOULD NOT MISS HAMILTON FOR SEX
  15. ~~BONUS FUN FACT: Mindy is old friends with Tommy Kail (director of many things, Lin's adorable friend and frequent collabrator, and a person I have like vaguely met aka am I one degree of meeting people away from Mindy?? )
  16. "My name's Al Hamilton and I'm here to say..." I love John Laurens in a major way -Hamilton's List App bio
  17. I care abt dogs and Hamilton A LOT. This show rly knows how to raise the stakes
  18. Seth Meyers twin seperated at birth from that architect guy... MUST...JUSTIFY...CANON...
  19. UGH GROSS DANNY GROSS
  20. ~~BONUS FUN FACT: like Jody, I once ate too many gummy vitamins. It made me puke in a Staples parking lot. Gummy vitamins is a much harder drug than alcohol, guys
  21. FUCK YOU, DANNY
  22. "you liked it all over the bedspread"
  23. FUCK YOU, DANNY
  24. Frisbee's sweater tho
  25. the makeup on both Mindy and Chloe is so good! The eyeliner flicks! The blush! The eyebrows!
  26. I am also wearing literally the same scarf as Chloe rn??
  27. "he looks like all the old trees on campus"
  28. IM A DOG HERO is my new catchphrase
  29. yes @ Mindy's matching your headband to your dress look. Elementary school dance recital jazz costume vibes.
  30. BYE DANNY
  31. whoa the eggplant emoji dress is this a thing I can buy or
  32. WOW MY COMPUTER JUST DIED RIGHT BEFORE THE EPISODE ENDED
  33. I'm going to eat, then go back to my room and charge the laptop and finish the episode and update the live list
    bye for a hot second
  34. okay im BACK thats a cute ending BREAKFAST CALZONE