LOWKEY SUPERPOWERS I DON'T HAVE

  1. being really good with equations like Good Will Hunting
  2. confidence
  3. doing things on time
  4. no allergies or sensitivities to things like caffeine and dairy
  5. nice boobs
  6. physically stronger than you look
  7. good joints
  8. instagram skills
  9. rhyming words/knowing a lot of synonyms
  10. good ear for music like you can play things by ear and sight read and shit
  11. drawing/art
  12. hand-eye coordination and good reflexes
  13. great relationship with your siblings like you're friends
  14. good at email tone
  15. no sleeping problems
  16. you are a positive ray of sunshine person
  17. look good with the half up bun hairdo
  18. monkey bars