MY FAMILY IS A BUNCH OF DRAMA QUEENS

AKA: I love and will miss them but have a hard time showing sincere affection
  1. my mom said she almost cried bc my brother refused to go to lunch at a sushi restaurant with her when he had a half-day at school
    my brother is allergic to seafood
  2. my grandma apparently told my dog that he was the only other person in the house because I was sleeping in
  3. my brother watched all of Parks and Rec, probably my favorite TV show, on Netflix while I was at school. He didn't mention it to me at all.