MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD NEVER SAY

  1. Jesus was definitely white
  2. Elevator creaking and breathing as you and a stranger stand in silence is never awkward
  3. Sell me your cat
  4. Salmon is disgusting even when prepared in special ways
  5. It's totally chill that you're dressed as some racist caricature for Halloween
  6. Can you feed me that olive
  7. Astrology is real science facts