PROOF I'M OLD AND WILL DIE SOON 👵🏼👵🏼👵🏼👵🏼
Inspired by @Fitz
- •I'm literally drinking plain decaf hot tea right now. For my digestion.
- •I haven't gotten a haircut in 6 years? I wait until my hair is literally like a yard long and chop off my ponytail.
- •My favorite outfits are pinafore dresses or large chunky sweaters. Or both.
- •I always have hard candy or mints in my purse and coat pockets.
- •I will wait for things to go on sale, for example a large scented hand lotion and bubble bath set. It was originally 17 dollars. I waited until it was marked down to 10.
- •I've been known to wear three layers of socks and then also slippers.
- •I love making casseroles.
- •I own a sweater with the face of an french* bulldog on it that I got at a thrift shop.
- •I think dry original cheerios as a snack are a delicious treat.