REASONS I'M CRYIN

  1. Poe and Finn
  2. @dfly's towel elephant list
  3. the improbability of place
  4. Merrily We Roll Along, specifically the part that's like "But we're not the three of us anymore. Now we're just one and one and one."
  5. some other real and specific stuff that I don't want to make anecdotal and brief