REASONS I SHOULD BE KEO NOVAK IN A FILM ADAPTATION OF HER LIFE

  1. once I trended between bj and jesse
  2. it makes total sense for the Novaks to inexplicably have a filipino sister
  3. I also like Dylan O'brien, and The Mindy Project
    perhaps too much for my own good
  4. I'm 18 and I'm not getting any younger
    I'm a hip millennial, and I'm afraid that I peaked too soon and that the peak was not high enough like