STAGES OF WHERE I HOLD MY PHONE DEPENDING ON HOW NAKED I AM

  1. 1.
    pocket
  2. 2.
    purse
  3. 3.
    bra
  4. 4.
    pants waistband
  5. 5.
    boot
  6. 6.
    shirt strap
  7. 7.
    underwear waistband
  8. 8.
    sock
  9. 9.
    armpit
  10. 10.
    just balanced on my shoulder