Inspired by @lizabeth
  1. douchebagel
    self-explanatory
  2. douchebagelo-bagelo
    more intense form of douchebagel
  3. hot holy sesame bagels!
    holy shit!
  4. you're JUST a bagel
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    you're a fake-ass loser
  5. you are a BAGEL
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    a compliment