TECHNOLOGY IS MAGIC

  1. camera phones
    ANYONE CAN CAPTURE THEIR CHILDS FIRST STEPS AT ANY TIME
  2. portable phone chargers
    YOU WILL NEVER BE STRANDED AND YOU CAN KEEP WALKING
  3. facetime
    BASICALLY MAGIC MIRRORS
  4. netflix
    YOU CAN WATCH ANY MOVIE FOR A SMALL PERIOD OF TIME IF YOU ARE WILLING TO WAIT LIKE FOUR YEARS AFTER ITS RELEASE AND PAY A MONTHLY FEE
  5. snapchat filters
    I AM A PUPPY DOG
  6. podcasts
    OH IM JUST HANGING OUT WITH CHRIS EVANS, PRATT, JENNY SLATE, ANNA FARIS NBD
  7. ez pass
    WE DONT NEED COINS ANYMORE
  8. amazon
    NO NEED TO INTERACT WITH A PERSON ON THE STREET TO GET UR IMITATION UGGS
  9. coupons on your phone
    IM P SURE AEROPOSTALE PAID ME TO TAKE CLOTHES ONCE
  10. streaming porn
    IM VERY YOUNG AND YOUTHFUL AND IVE NVR HAD TO DOWNLOAD ANYTHING EVER
  11. Hours-long arguments about "that guy that was in that movie." "No, not him, the other guy." can be solved in 20 seconds flat.
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  12. Also there is that magic fridge Kristin Bell has that you can look inside while you're at the grocery store.
    Suggested by   @jennifergster