THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)

Inspired by @nervesofscared
  1. Favorite word?
    precipice
  2. Least favorite word?
    puss
  3. What turns you on?
    woke-ness
  4. What turns you off?
    when people are unapologetically obsessed with the sound of their own voice
  5. Favorite cuss word?
    "ass" as a qualifier
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    all the women in my family always did this whistle I remember from when I was little and lost a store or something
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    other people whistling
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Shakespearean actor
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    professional video game player
  10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
    I understand.