THINGS I DON'T NEED TO DO

I HAVE NO REASONS THAT I WOULDN'T BE SUPER CHILL AF AS YOU CAN SEE I NVR OVERTHINK THINGS AND MAKE THEM ANNOYING
  1. to sleep
    I have to wake up in like three hours but the devil is always awake
  2. to do my laundry
    who need to wear clothes idgi
  3. to update my linkedin
    my seo is so bad nobody will ever see it anyway
  4. to think about my halloween costume
    as long as there's no pants involved, it's good
  5. to write papers
    they're due next week and it's not like i have other work and responsibilities that i shouldn't put off
  6. to smash a draft for this presentation
    i'm not stressed about this imminent 45 minute presentation at all
  7. to go to office hours to turn in a draft of that project
    but like even if i did, i wouldn't feel weird or nervous socially
  8. to eat lunch tomorrow
    i lifted a bagel and some cheese and a toster strudel and that is a very balanced, nutritious meal