WEIRD LANGUAGE WE INVENTED

  1. zorp
    things are getting awkward and heated so let's stop before we fight 😘
  2. take a hit 💄
    basically inspired by this Mindy quote
  3. #millennialhip
    what I am as opposed to old people like @nicvillaric
  4. I hate you
    you mean a lot to me and I support you and care about you and think you're hilarious and beautiful