WHAT I FEEL LIKE ARE THE FAQS U WANT ME TO ANSWER, BC I AM SELF-OBSESSED

  1. you post a lot of lists?
    um I guess you can unfollow me or mute me or just not follow me in the first place???? idk u don't have to read them all??
  2. you post a lot of lists about cute/hot boys with puppies?
    yes that is my favorite
  3. wait okay so you think those boys are hot are u like str8 str8?? hhmmmm??
    guess what sexuality is a fluid spectrum I guess?? Uh here have a list of pantsuits that killed me MOST POWERFUL SUITS
  4. how old are you? what is ur deal? why r u so emo sometimes??
  5. what shows do you watch?
    the usual ones people on list app and emo pretentious fun ppl watch, PLUS these I HAVE SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF THESE SUPERHERO AND SUPERHERO-ADJACENT CARTOONS
  6. what music do you listen to?
    literally just The Mountain Goats and these SHOWTUNES MY FAVORITE CAST RECORDINGS AND THEIR COMPOSERS
  7. what do you look like?
    I post selfies all the time and you can also look at my twitter and instagram (jessacsta)
  8. favorite pet, color, movie??
    dog, green, and I can't pick one but if you look at mah lists, I tend to write about movies I want to see or want you to see!
  9. you're weird!
    it's Oscar Isaac's fault that I am falling apart, before his rise to prominence, I used to be powerful and rule my dominion in hell with grace and dignity 👹💀🤖
  10. what do those mean???
    👹 satan=me 💀I'm a dead girl 🤖 I have a hard time with emotions. Also, 🍹 I'm cute and hilarious and hip ok 🐉 fear me
  11. why are you so obsessed with satan r u religious?
    Nope, but my family is. I guess I mention 👹 a lot bc I think it's funny- I know it's probably overdone by now. Here's a relevant listy I'M INTO THESE THINGS BC OF MY COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP WITH THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH
  12. wow I can't believe we made it to the end and you didn't mention Hamilton??!!??
    PLEASE PLEASE WATCH ALL OF THESE VIDEOS OF LIN MANUEL MIRANDA MY SON WHO I AM SO PROUD OF MY FAVORITE LIN MANUEL MIRANDA DEEP CUTS