1. okay first of all I was v confused whether u meant MY profile pic as in me jess or YOUR profile pic as in you
  2. but I'm just gonna do mine bc whatever who cares what the hell life is fleeting
  3. the boring real-life story is @nicvillaric and I were on a beach and we took pictures of each other on our phones
  4. the story I want it to convey is that I am Poseidon, powerful god of the sea, and I'm angry that ppl keep focusing on my two fuckboy brothers when I'm hot as hell and CONTROL THE FUCKING OCEAN