1. PRO: friends with Jenny Slate
  2. PRO: friends with Chris Pratt
  3. PRO: can tap dance
  4. PRO: likes butts better than boobs
  5. PRO: is a Rent fanboy
  6. CON: says things like "yolked"
  7. CON: isn't too down with intense body hair
  8. CON: is from Mass and I'm from NY I feel like that's just rly different lifestyles
  9. CON: presumably is friends with Anthony Mackie
  10. CON: is like twice my age
  11. PRO: is Captain America
    Suggested by @kaitmaree