WHY I DON'T FEEL LIKE GETTING OUT OF BED

It's 12:28pm EST and...
  1. It's as simple as I just don't wanna
  2. I'm comfy
  3. It's mid October and yes my air conditioner and ceiling fan are fighting the good fight and running strong
  4. I like my bed
  5. Did I mention I'm comfy
  6. The stress starts the minute I put my foot down
  7. I'm cranky so I'm protecting mankind
  8. Soooo comfy
  9. I'm under the weather - basically I've been the weathers bitch for 2.5 weeks now
  10. And I'm just comfy