WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. Teacher
    And then I was a teacher for a few years, and whoa. Glad I was right to toss that one in the trash around age seven.
  2. Nurse
    You get to put needles in people!
  3. Artist
    Less needles!
  4. Veterinarian
    But only the kind that only pets animals and gets to play all day. What's that? Yes, the pretend kind.
  5. Chef
    Yes, Chef!
  6. Coroner
    V little talking to people!
  7. Writer
    Basically zero needles and still v little talking to people I may not know