things i refuse to subscribe to even though i know they're true

  1. using "that" and "who" correctly
    i will never do it correctly and that's just too bad
  2. that a lot of caffeine is actually pretty bad for you
    never give up
  3. that looking at your phone before bed is terrible for sleep
    hahahahahahaha
  4. that i say "binoculars" incorrectly
    i stand by what i said
  5. people who say "lol" are just normal people
    ... so are serial killers