Worst things that can happen when your landlord forgets to tell you he's showing your rental
This is a true story
- •Your sister and her three children stop over unannouncedAdd this to the four children you already have
- •You have a two month old and have been slacking on house work as it isI literally have not put clothes away since I had a baby.
- •Your oldest child comes home with two friendsChildren under 11 in the house.. Now at a head count of nine.
- •The land lord, his wife and their three children are now in the house with the potential future rentersHead count at 19 now
- •Every toy box is over turned in your living roomCausing ever person to step over mountains of toys...
- •Have them enter your master bedroomthis isn't cleaned.. You have piles of dirty clothes and underoos on the floor. Oh and sex toys scattered on the dressers from a "pure romance" party you attended
- •Have them enter your kitchen and open a cabinetDoes this happen to be the junk cabinet? Why yes.. Yes it is. Que "paper fall" now.
- •Kids see new people. They are now screaming and laughing for attentionWhich wakes up two sleeping infants.. Now in crying fits because nap time was disturbed
- •Let's just take the renters upstairs...Through the laundry room... 😖
- •Oh do you use the stairs to separate clothes..Yes you do, every step is dedicated to a child's clean clothes..
- •As they go upstairs you, obviously remember the train set the offspring have torn out.And scattered all over floor
- •Que mental break down