APPROVED EPITAPHS FOR MY TOMBSTONE
- •Is This an Epitaph?
- •Winner of Over Twelve Participation AwardsI was never good enough to win, but I'll be damned if I didn't try
- •He Found Waldo
- •Loving Father of a Rabbit and Two Beta Fish
- •He Excelled at Looking Like He Knew What He Was DoingWithout ever actually knowing what I was doing
- •4 out of 5 Morticians Agree, He's Dead!Let's just hope the fifth one wasn't right
- •Bye Felicia
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