APPROVED EPITAPHS FOR MY TOMBSTONE

  1. Is This an Epitaph?
  2. Winner of Over Twelve Participation Awards
    I was never good enough to win, but I'll be damned if I didn't try
  3. He Found Waldo
  4. Loving Father of a Rabbit and Two Beta Fish
  5. He Excelled at Looking Like He Knew What He Was Doing
    Without ever actually knowing what I was doing
  6. 4 out of 5 Morticians Agree, He's Dead!
    Let's just hope the fifth one wasn't right
  7. Bye Felicia
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