BEST AND WORST PARTS OF HAVING A BEARD

  1. Best: No shaving.
  2. Best: It's a good conversation starter.
    Many a friendship has begun because of a handsome beard.
  3. Worst: Some people only like you for your facial hair.
    Shaving is the ultimate test of who your friends are.
  4. Best: You look older.
    All sorts of advantages to this.
  5. Worst: People your own age don't approach you.
    The beard intimidates.
  6. Worst: Not remembering if your beard is ironic or not.
  7. Worst/Best: People constantly ask to touch it.
    This can be annoying or funny depending on my mood and what people say afterwards. Worst response: "That's gross! it's like pubes all over your face!" Best response: "You feel like a llama!"
  8. Best: It's easy to get gigs as Santa.
    This is actually a lucrative business, and you have to pay for college somehow.