DAYS WHEN I REALIZED I'M A TOTAL DOUCHE
And that there's absolutely nothing wrong with that
- •The day I said, "Hey, I could have a beard"
- •The day I bought my first cardigan
- •The day I bought my twelfth cardigan
- •The day I stopped listening to Coldplay because they were too mainstream.
- •The day I started listening to bands with names like Trailer Trash Tracies
- •The day I said the phrase "I knew them before they were popular" for the first time
- •The day I watched The Royal Tenenbaums
- •The day my mother told me I was a douche