MY CONFESSIONS

Bless me Father for I don't know what my life is anymore
  1. I don't know how to use my debit card in real life
  2. I don't have Netflix. I just pretend to have watched Making a Murderer and Jessica Jones
  3. I identify strongly with Gretchen Wieners
  4. I have a collection of twelve nutcrackers that I refer to as my personal army
  5. I like Pepsi better than Coke
  6. Sometimes when I'm home alone, I sing out to my rabbit. I'm all like "Hi Shermy!" And in my mind he sings back "Hi Jesse!" As if we were in the Telephone Hour song from Bye Bye Birdie and we laugh and have a grand old time
  7. I wrote a list about Cher