REASONS I IDENTIFY STRONGLY WITH GRETCHEN WEINERS

  1. We both relate history to our everyday lives
  2. We both try to make new phrases stick
    I'm working on the term "Slouch." ex. "Hey Justin, wanna hang out?" "Nah, some of us have jobs." "Justin stop being such a slouch. Gosh."
  3. We're both up in everybody's business
  4. We both know for certain how people feel about us
  5. We both have a Karen
    The really sweet but kinda dumb friend
  6. We've both been in abusive friendships
  7. We're both afraid of being left out by our friends
  8. WE BOTH TRY REALLY HARD TO BE GOOD ASS FRIENDS
  9. And eventually, we both just go out and find better friends