THINGS DAN SAID TODAY
Dan lives in the dorm room right next to mine. It's finals week and I think he's losing it.
- •"Ben can be a naughty twin sometimes"Referring to his twin brother
- •"I am a light house. Well, that's not true, I'm not actually a lighthouse. I am a twin. That's true"He was singing a song and felt the need to clarify
- •"If this sociology thing doesn't work out for you, I can see you getting into drugs. Like in Honduras"He supports my dreams
- •"I probably would like your dad. We both like fishing and dislike his son"Jerk.
- •"Some taxidermists stuff bear cubs"He followed this with by putting his head on his desk and fake sobbing. Loudly.
- •Poor kid's going out of his mind.