THINGS TO BRING UP IN CONVERSATION IF YOU WANT TO BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND

  1. The merits of Natalie Portman, as an actress or as a person
  2. "Your Love", the standout hit from The Outfield's 1985 album Play Deep
  3. Your collection of vinyl records
  4. The red fox
  5. Jewish Folklore
  6. Linda Ronstadt, Emmylou Harris, and Dolly Parton's album Trio II
  7. Pokémon conspiracy theories
  8. Batwoman
  9. Aubrey Plaza's stunning performance in Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever
  10. Nutcrackers
  11. Mila Kunis's transition into adult roles
  12. Gwen Stefani's latest hit "Used to Love You"
  13. Needlework and embroidery
  14. The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  15. Whether or not Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy should reconsider their breakup
  16. Courtesan culture in 19th century India
  17. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
  18. Angels
  19. What you want to name your kids
  20. J.D. Salinger
  21. The deuterocanonical books of The Bible, particularly The Book of Judith
  22. The Oxford Comma
  23. The List App