TOP 5 FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS AND THEIR ANSWERS
- •You have a beard?!?Yes, I am aware.
- •Why is part of your beard red?I don't know, but I assume genetics is involved.
- •Can I touch your beard?Do you enjoy having hands?
- •When was the last time you shaved?A while ago.
- •Can I have your beard?Sorry, but I'm kind of attached to it.