REASONS WHY I'VE MISSED A FLIGHT OR CONNECTION

  1. De-ice truck fluid would not warm
  2. Plane ran out of gas waiting for de-ice truck to warm
  3. Fireball whiskey... And or its related cousins.
  4. Smoke coming from overhead baggage bins
  5. TSA
  6. Not knowing I'm supposed to even be on the plane... And having those others in your party who have that knowledge call you from said plane.
  7. A perfect storm