DISAPPOINTMENTS OF BEING A CISGENDERED MALE WHO DOESN'T CROSS DRESS

  1. I can't make a Mickey Mouse shirt alluring
  2. Best Nike colors are in women's sizes only
  3. Can't hang out with the girls poolside in a floppy hat
  4. Sephora store is boring as shit to me
  5. Can't pull off Eileen Fisher
  6. Feel silly in a chunky necklace