MY LIST DRAFTS, IN ORDER

And why I never finished them
  1. WAYS A RESTAURANT CAN DISAPPOINT ME
    Seemed too neurotic and boring
  2. PLACES I LIKE IN LA
    Didn't want them to become too crowded
  3. MY MUSICAL INFLUENCES / OBSESSIONS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER
    Too hard to catalog
  4. CRAZY THINGS I JUST MADE UP
    Not funny enough
  5. FOUR EXAGGERATIONS
    Same
  6. THINGS I HAVE LEARNED SINCE BECOMING A TV COMPOSER
    Not comfortable acting as an expert in the field