We all owe a great deal to @jonathanpaulkatz. Or at least some of us do.
  1. My first microphone
  2. My first digital music software
  3. My belief that nothing is too serious to be joked about
  4. My lifelong interest in the Comedy Central show "Dr. Katz"
  5. My first job in television (writing for Raising Dad starring @BobSaget)
    Suggested by @bjnovak
  6. My first guitar.
    Suggested by @Wilson
  7. My first time using the Internet (prodigy)
    Suggested by @Wilson