THINGS I INVENTED (PART OF A SERIES)

  1. Noticing that my generation is the last one to have any experience of pre-internet life and feeling "on the cusp" like part of the old guard and the new way simultaneously (middle child syndrome?)
  2. Saying "HBD" instead of Happy Birthday
  3. Naming your band something stupid on purpose
  4. Hating on Facebook
  5. Being down with New Age music (2 years from now when your Mandala coloring books are all used up, I will show you this list)