WORST THINGS ABOUT STARBUCKS

  1. Waiting in line for a stranger to call your name
  2. Waiting for someone front of you to awkwardly and apologetically fumble with their phone in order 2 pay with some app
  3. Waiting for the right moment to let the barista know the milk is empty
  4. Watery yogurt
  5. When they ask if you'd like a receipt and you have a flash-vision of what kind of life that would be, if you did want a receipt. Like what kind of person would you be?
  6. Size anxiety
  7. Class anxiety
  8. Not having had coffee yet