THINGS I COULD BE DOING WHILE I AVOID GOING TO SLEEP BECAUSE OF THE MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM
- •Clean My RoomMaybe I can suck up the mosquito in the vacuum
- •Organize My DVDsNot chronologically or alphabetically, but autobiographically so if I want to watch Drop Dead Gorgeous I have to remember I can't because some asshole borrowed it in 2009 and never gave it back.
- •MasturbateThe mosquito might take advantage of my distracted state though :(
- •Start Writing a YA NovelSomething with werewolves I guess
- •See How Many Sit-ups I Can DoLol right
- •Have a Cat Fashion ShowThe cat will surely object though
- •Trim the Cat's NailsThe cat will surely object though
- •Try To Find Bug SprayWhen will there just be a pill you take that makes you undesirable to mosquitoes?