PLACES YOU WILL NEVER, EVER FIND ME

The stuff of my nightmares
  1. Burning Man
    It has everything I hate: camping, dust, hippies, hallucinogens.
  2. Music Festivals
    Everything that's at Burning Man but also a lot of standing. Standing is the worst
  3. Cruise Ships
    I don't like being places I know I can't leave. Also, I got the Norwalk virus in college and do not want to repeat.
  4. Games Night
    I'm not a joiner.
  5. Casinos
    Losing money is not fun at all to me. Buffets are ok though.