PRESIDENTIAL PET NAMES, RANKED

  1. 1.
    Drunkard
    George Washington's hound
  2. 2.
    Dick
    Thomas Jefferson's mockingbird
  3. 3.
    Butcher Boy
    Ulysses S. Grant's horse
  4. 4.
    Mr. Protection
    Benjamin Harrison's opossum
  5. 5.
    Fidelity
    Teddy Roosevelt's pony
  6. 6.
    Tax Reduction
    Calvin Coolidge's lion cub
  7. 7.
    Zsa Zsa
    JFK's rabbit