THE BEST/WORST THINGS OUR 2-YEAR-OLD SAID DURING A 90 MINUTE CAR RIDE

She did not stop talking the. Entire. Time.
  1. "I panda farted right in my car seat."
  2. "I can't deal with these shadows. Can you get rid of these shadows?"
  3. "I don't want to eat dinner."
    No one was talking about dinner.
  4. "I really like dinner."
  5. "Nice to meet you, kids. I'm big bird."
  6. "Do you want ice cream, mom? Don't get your hands dirty."
  7. "Does daddy want to pee pee?"
  8. "Catch the stars!"
  9. "Is this the lemon store?"
  10. "There's no more stars. I ate them."
  11. "I have a foot right here. And I have a foot right here!"
  12. "Can I have some coffee?"
    She definitely does not need caffeine.
  13. "Excuse you, daddy."
    He burped.
  14. "I love you."
  15. "I'm a funny bunny."
  16. "Mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy"