1. Leggings aren't pants
  2. Practice on the days you eat
  3. Hug your Grandma
  4. Eat the darn cheesecake
  5. If something is under $5 it doesn't mean you should buy it
  6. Some people have the personality of a saltine cracker
  7. Life's too short to not make a sassy comeback
  8. "Are you good at your instrument"? No, but my twinkle twinkle will blow your mind.
  9. Wear dresses. All the time. But if you like sweats that's cool too.
  10. Everytime you make awkward eye contact with someone when you're driving, just start singing to them.
  11. Do Re Me Fa So DONE WITH DIS