THINGS YOU SEE AND HEAR IN DISNEY WORLD

  1. Family Vacation shirts
    "Dreams do come true! The Schmeckenlieber family vacation 2k15. Faith hope love peace *insert anchor and sparkly Mickey silhouette*"
  2. Forests of stroller parking
  3. Eff-Boys everywhere
    Your flatbill and shin socks aren't foolin anybody, pal.
  4. The "Fastpass Face"
    Though everyone in the fastest moving line has succumbed to this at some point.
  5. People arguing in all different languages
  6. Asians that dress better than you
    Too bad you're going to be frizzy and sweaty after an hour in that skirt and wedges.
  7. Gold digger trophy wives
    I can see right through your botox and lululemon.
  8. Ears of every variety (Mouse, Goofy, glitter, princess, etc.)
    DONT THOSE THINGS ITCH?!
  9. Squad Goals
    Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, and Pluto
  10. People wearing stupid shoes
    Those cute flip flops won't last you but a day in magic kingdom, sweetheart.
  11. Sorority Girls rocking fanny packs better than my Mom
    Your tshirt makes you look like you have no pants on too. No pants and a fanny pack. *wild applause*
  12. School group couples
    I was worried about food in my braces at age 13, not holding a boy's hand in Epcot.
  13. Attractive foreigns in World Showcase
    I knew you were from Britain before I saw your cast member name tag. 😍
  14. More ears. More ears than you ever thought existed
  15. DAY DRINKING
    Margarita stands open at 10am get turnt.